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ithinkimprettyfuckingfunny:

baynecroft:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

is that a lightsaber

If you did cut someone with it… I see it actually being very useful!!! Just bc it is a lightsaber :)

ithinkimprettyfuckingfunny:

baynecroft:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

is that a lightsaber

If you did cut someone with it… I see it actually being very useful!!!
Just bc it is a lightsaber :)

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sunwukong-stoaway:

sailorsuited-target:

condorheroofchaos:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sambofotson:

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice?

sunwukong-stoaway:

sailorsuited-target:

condorheroofchaos:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sambofotson:

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice?

miketooch:

jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

If I ever have any regrets, my addition to this post will never be one of them.

miketooch:

jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

If I ever have any regrets, my addition to this post will never be one of them.

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
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darecrow:

baconjetswasyes:

Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.

"to go go the bathroom"

odokoko:

goodbye bobby fulbright

odokoko:

goodbye bobby fulbright

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April Fool’s!

tererzi:

reigisa:

nightvales-voice:

We replaced your bloodstream with thousands of bees. Also, your bones. And your skin. And also your hair. You’re mostly bees, I don’t know how you didn’t notice that.

#sollux cheering

askjohnandroxy:

Who knew the best way to keep pranksters at bay was fancy hats?

(A little April Fool’s day treat for you guys!)